I’ll Do Anything for Love…Including That

I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Few people know me as a hopeless romantic. But I am, it’s true. And Valentine’s day brings out the romantic in me and causes me to do irrational, grandiose things.

It could also be the crushing pressure of society.

Definitely one of those two things.

And this time I’ve really put my foot in it. I booked a last-minute getaway for myself and my ladyfriend. I’m taking time off work, booked a spa and bought some fancy flowers that have an exotic name I can’t pronounce. All this for the low low price of…a crapload of money.

So, in the grand tradition of feverish, all-caps Craigslist ads and pawn shops, I am hawking all of my (digital) belongings in order to get some cash quickly. And you, my dear friend, are the benefactor.

I hereby declare that, because of Anthony Arroyo’s financial ineptitude, you will be the recipient of a mindboggling 50% discount for the next 5 days or until midnight of the 19th. This can be applied to anything and everything in the webstore. Just put in the discount code: VDAY

CHECK IT OUT HERE

If you were waiting for a time to grab the Ableton Live Course…your day has come. Instead of paying the list price of 297 dollars, you’ll pay less than 150 if you sign up today with the discount code VDAY!

Wowzers.

Well, I’m going to go fire up the scented candles and the Sade CD (joking. I always make out to Cardopusher and Venetian Snares [also joking]). I hope that some of yall who haven’t been able to get the money together for the Live Course are able to grab it now! It would definitely be a good investment.

Have a great Valentines Day and remember to spend a foolish amount of time/money on your loved one. It’s why God invented credit cards!